How To Annoy The Akatsuki by bamrocker, literature
Literature
How To Annoy The Akatsuki
HOW TO ANNOY THE AKATSUKI:
ITACHI:
Remind him constantly that little Sasuke was KAWAI!
Keep Repeating The Phrase ' You lack Hatred'
Ask him why he killed his clan.
If he tells you, answer with 'Why?'
Every morning tell him to take his happy pills.
Always try to persuade him to taken anger management classes to get rid of his 'Negative Energy'
Run around like a wild maniac.
Run around like a wild maniac with Deidara.
(Whether female or male) Self proclaim yourself to be his one true love.
Buy a ring and tell everyone he proposed.
Put eyeliner on him when he sleeps and when he finds in tell him he looks 'Smexy'
Scratch a smiley fac